Saturday, June 03, 2006

Drunken Blogging!

So, I'm just a skosh... hammered right now. Far too much Mirrasou wine, and Newcastles, and a shot of Cspt. Morgain Special Reserve, Such a lightweight... Yup, I am. The Boy is asleep, on the couch next to "Uncle James" right now. We had yummy dinner... Earlier... (pre-drunkeness) I busted open my baby toe on the wooden rocker of the recliner. All I could think of, is Holy Sheet... I have to wear THESE open-toed shoes in exactly two weeks with THIS dress! Bleh. I suck, no? Anyhoo... after the bleeding and band-aid (tm) All was (mostly)well....
Yup. No amount of blood scares me anymore....I went through CHILDBIRTH, my friends!
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4 comments:

Anne said...

that dress is effing gorgeous. I love it, you lucky hag. Every girl should get to wear a dress like that. Now, be more careful, will ya? or stop drinking so much. :) bwahahaa!

Mama C-ta said...

You are gonna be one sexy woman at the wedding. You are brave to drink and blog, I know what an ass I am drunk. I'd have the entire blog world laughing at my drunk ass. If they actually read my site ;)

holli said...

This made me laugh - especially after seeing Mama's comment.. because if I've had ANYTHING to drink and know I've posted on my blog I freak. It's worse than drunk dialies.. it's in print!!

You are a brave woman!

Mrs. Flinger said...

ROFL. Awesome. Drunk blogging is THE BEST.