Bitch, moan & kick-ass! :)

The last few days have sucked a bit of ass. Travis and I both contracted some eye infection this weekend from the pool at the gym on Friday. I locked my keys (and cell phone) in the apartment on Thursday. Yesterday Jeff had a huge issue at the office, where his servers were not connecting to their T-1 lines. AND I have shitty allergies. AND Travis had to get a shot at the Pediatrician's today.

I had these candy-wrapper favors I made for the Bachelorette Party printed today - and they couldn't do them the size I needed because they were all pixilated. They didn't look that way on my monitor... WTF? So I had them shrunk down a bit, and now they will not fit the 5 oz $1.00 Hershey candy bars... only the super-gourmet and expensive 3.5 oz ones. They are like $3.00 a bar, and I need 20. Bleh. Of course, I also bought the nice, expensive, glossy $15.99 presentation paper (pack of 100) and I really only needed 20 sheets. The color laser copies were $18.00 Grr. So, I'm thinking about how possible it's gonna be to wrap King-size bags of M&Ms at the moment. So, whatthefuckever.

But, with all my bitching and moaning aside for a sec... My mother-in-law kicks SERIOUS ass, you guys! She stood in line at the Giada De Laurentiis book signing for 2 hours! Why? Well, apparently to make sure she got Giada's new cookbook signed for me PERSONALLY!Isn't this a great Mother's Day gift?!



See? Kick ass!