
I would feel lucky if I were really this pulled together. Or thin.
Skinny bitch doll. Where are the REAL dolls of us 9 month postpartum mammas who still have jell-o tummies, and lopsided boobs? It's a conspiracy I tell you!
MOMMY: to my wonderful little boy born November 7, 2004. He is the love of my life, and the pain in my ass! :) He loves computers, Legos, tv, and driving me nuts!
Ashley Corinne, was born April 6, 2008. She is sweetness and milky love, she loves Danger, Action and Adventure.
AP, Babywearing, extended-breastfeeding, semi-crunchy, and all that.
WIFE: since 1997 to my High School sweetheart, Jeffry.
JUST ME: Stitchin', bitchin', and cookin' fool!
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OH! I'm SO with you! I say that about my avatar all the time. "I need one with crap on her, baby food stains, and drool. Also, a muffin top and old sweats. Split ends. Eyebrows in desperate need of a pluck. That otta do it."
Heh.
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